Profile

Name: Stephen Harper
Birthday: April 30, 1959
Nickname: The Harpoon
Sex: Um… occasionally.
Status: In a Traditional Marriage. (details here)
Occupation: As if you don’t know. ; )
Favorite Saying: “Your Fired!” (as said by Donald Trump. He’s Funny.)
Biggest Secret: Was born and grew up in Don Mills (Ontario), not out West. Shhh. Don’t tell them.
What’s on my iPod? Kaftwerk. Sometimes, late at night I turn down the lights, fire up a scotch and blast my Kraftwerk (to relax). Occasionally I dance. You can listen here.
Deepest Dream: To be able to cry.
Fondest Memory from Childhood: Running around the ‘hood playing Cowboys and Indians Aboriginals. I always won.